status // containment watch

Rukus HQ

Three cameras, one unaccounted-for chub. The box is supposed to be the containment unit. The box is currently empty. Draw your own conclusions.

the containment box, empty
REC CAM_01 · CONTAINMENT BOX
  STATUS: EMPTY
— NO SIGNAL —
REC CAM_02 · HALLWAY
  FEED: OFFLINE
the cat, located on the window ledge
REC CAM_04 · WINDOW LEDGE
00:00:00 SUBJECT: LOCATED

Subject Data // Chub Facts

  • Weight: Unknown. Gravitational anomalies detected in immediate vicinity.
  • Camouflage: Grey tabby pattern. Highly effective in low-light environments.
  • Favorite Fuel: Friskies Party Mix (and occasionally chewing on exposed network cables).
  • Hobbies: Intercepting wireless transmissions, sitting inside localized Faraday cages (cardboard boxes).
  • Hardware Disruption: Frequently known to override system inputs by deploying directly onto the mousepad sensor array.
  • Nemesis: The automated vacuum cleaner (identified as a hostile roaming drone).
  • Special Ability: Spontaneous loaf mode (hibernation state), emitting low-frequency purr-waves to bypass security protocols.
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[UNLOCKED]
[KEY_ACQUIRED]
[SYSTEM_OVERRIDE]